this bear is like my wife, goes from 0 - pissed in 2secs

boo

Your wife isn't afraid of that guys karate either.

There just ain't nobody knows what I go through
Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do
Why when I married you, you were such a meek little thing
But honey among tigers you'd be queen
If a poor little rabbit had you on his side
Every hound in the county would crawl off and hide

Is that a cuntree song?

I always like to sit under the cunt tree.