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danielle86
Joined: 19 Nov 2009 Posts: 1
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: SuperSpam |
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War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnaped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor.
EXT. ATMOSPHERE OF CORUSCANT - DAY
PAN DOWN:
We see a massive space battle unfolding over the city planet of Coruscant. Republic venator class star destroyers exchange fire with Separatist war ships, in the distance we see the Invisible hand flag ship of the Trade federation and current location of droid commander GENERAL GRIEVOUS and COUNT DOOKU the former Jedi master turned Sith apprentice, as well as their prisoner SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE who's alter ego is the elusive mastermind DARTH SIDIOUS.
As the space battle rages on two Jedi star fighters are deployed from one of the republic cruisers. They are piloted by our stalwart heroes Anakin Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi. We see a long tracking shot where both fighters weave between enemy and friendly ships alike evading laser fire and engaging the many droid fighters which attack them. Clone ARC star fighters join the fray and the pilots exchange battle chatter with the two jedi as they engage the tri-fighter's of the federation.
INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND - DAY
Dooku commands a bridge full of Nemoidians pilots as they watch the battle on a large view screen.
EXT. SPACE - DAY
One of the Republic ships is damaged and hundreds of storm troopers are sucked out a breach in the hull and scattered into space.
Obi-Wan’s star fighter is attacked by enemy droids which attach themselves to his hull and use lasers to cutaway at it. Sadly R4 his trusted astromech droid is destroyed.
Anakin, proving why he is known as the best pilot in the galaxy executes an impressive maneuver, in which he uses the wing of his star fighter to scrape the enemy droids off of Obi-Wan’s ship. Obi-Wan's ship careens into the open hanger of the Invisible hand with Anakin not far behind.
INT. INVISIBLE HAND HANGER - DAY
As Obi-Wan's ship crashes, he springs from his cockpit in one fluent movement, his hood flying over his head and lands amidst some battle droids which he cuts down with swift Jedi aplomb. A moment later Anakin lands with R2 and the trio begin to make their way through the massive battleship.
INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND- DAY
Meanwhile, Dooku consults his separatist colleagues via hologram With him we see General Grievous for the first time, a menacing skeletal cyborg, who has killed many Jedi and Buy Viagra.
INT. MUSTAFAR CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT
The separatist leaders are gathered in a control room in their facility on the fire planet of Mustafar. Dooku informs them that he has come under attack and may not be able to deliver Palpatine to them.
INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND – DAY
Dooku concludes the discussion with his co-conspirators as one of the Nemoidian Bridge officers makes him aware of the Jedi's presence on the ship he tells General Grievous to take care of them as the wily Count ascends to the 'general's quarters' to check on the captured Chancellor whom he may or may not be aware is also Darth Sidious.
INT. INVISIBLE HAND CORRIDOR - DAY
Working their way through the dark corridors the Jedi and the little droid are attacked by battle droids, as a swashbuckling series of narrow escapes begin. As the other Jedi hold of the battle droids, R2 creates a distraction. Obi-Wan and Anakin begin to fight Grievous’ cadre of bodyguard droids, who wield electrified pikes which are impervious to light sabers. Overwhelmed by the Jedi killing droids, Anakin and Obi-Wan cut a hole in the floor, and escape into the bowels of the ship.
More at: supershadow.com/starwars/episode3/revenge_of_the_sith/plot_script.html  |
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Raveers Fat Bastard

Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 1541 Location: In hell
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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I expect you to be booted out of here next time DP logs on. |
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darthpsychotic

Joined: 03 Jul 1971 Posts: 4269
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| danielle86 wrote: |
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INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND- DAY
Meanwhile, Dooku consults his separatist colleagues via hologram With him we see General Grievous for the first time, a menacing skeletal cyborg, who has killed many Jedi and Buy Viagra.
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More at: supersw.com/starwars/episode3/revenge_of_the_sith/plot_script.html  |
Wow we get almost no spambots here at MF due to the registration safeguards. However this has got to be the most awesome spambot I have every seen. Reposting the ROTS script with a obscure "Buy Viagra" link and a Shadow link at the very end to top it all off. All in orange no less.
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Raveers Fat Bastard

Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 1541 Location: In hell
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya, it's interesting how this one got past the safeguards. |
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CloneCommander
Joined: 25 Oct 2005 Posts: 512
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe pushing viagra is all that supershadow is left to do, with no more movies coming out. |
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Obi-Wan Starkiller

Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 1028 Location: Nashville, TN
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:34 am Post subject: |
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| Actually that makes me feel much better about the prequels now. Knowing Dooku just needed to get it up explains everything. Even the feeling of sand! |
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TroyObliX

Joined: 26 May 2005 Posts: 1968 Location: Progress City
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| I always knew that lightsabres were a metaphor for erectile dysfunction. Superstar poster danielle86 (show us 'your' tits) has provided the proof. |
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Emperor's Prize

Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 291 Location: The Empire State
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Shit, man. I had totally forgotten about Supershadow.  |
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MetalGoldKnight

Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| word that was some old ass shit there |
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