http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com

"Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]"

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So in paying this self-proclaimed Athiest company to take care of their pets AFTER the Earth has imploded, aren't the "believers" accidentally admitting that they don't really believe it?

If were doing the mental gymnastics of playing along, no. They are just saying that since thier soul-less pets will be trapped inside when thier own good and pure christian-human souls ascend with hippy Jesus, some heathen should let them out. I dunno'. I'm hoping Kirk Cameron and "Battle Armor Jesus" show up in a year or so to rout us all into hell. The odds on that are making me think it would be an amazing thing to witness.

APOCALYPSE 1941