Been a while since I been here, just wondering how you all been. I have plenty of crazy antics and whacky stories to share, but I don't want to take all the spotlight, so you guys first!

We missed you... so... much...

he was gone?

Thanks for the warm welcomes, jerks

Back on topic, any of you fuckers got any cool stories to share? That's what I came back to this place for.

I hear that Spock is returning to the Star War in 2015.

I heard bandersnatch was caught drinking piss out of a rusty tin cup.

I smacked the shit outta that ho, though, and told her, "That cup wasn't rusty!"

I don't usually drink piss.

But when I do, it is out of a rusty tin cup.

Stay frosty?

Wow, and to think I've been missing out on all this fun just to get an education.

Btw, if you drink piss, don't drink it out of a rusty tin cup. Drink it out of a chubby girl. That's what I always say, anyway.

Someone mention chubs?

I would so hit that like a freight train. She has an extra butt on the front, and she has violated the elsewhere mentioned gutflap clause. Yet, I dunno, I kind of enjoy a challenge so wtf.

Whst is to fuck?